Surl

What is Surl?

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The person who looks like the Walrus from Chilly-Willy. Must make outlandish comments like 'Harvard costs $60,000', 'Popcorn cannot burn in the microwave' and 'They do not manufacture wooden oars'. Should suffer from chronic 'shittiness', declaring that 'I feel like shit', 'I didn't sleep well at all' and 'Dinner did not sit well with me at all.'

Why did the Surl go to bed so early? It's only 10PM.
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