Surly Dwarf

What is Surly Dwarf?


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Small brown halfling, easily impressed by plastic cars and belt accessories. Generally too small to climb over a snowflake. Likes mowing, eating, dithering, eating and sarcasm.

See also hot karl

Q. Where's the surly dwarf?

A. He's too afraid to come in, he saw dandruff on his pillow this morning


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