Surly Dwarf

What is Surly Dwarf?


1.

Small brown halfling, easily impressed by plastic cars and belt accessories. Generally too small to climb over a snowflake. Likes mowing, eating, dithering, eating and sarcasm.

See also hot karl

Q. Where's the surly dwarf?

A. He's too afraid to come in, he saw dandruff on his pillow this morning


77

Random Words:

1. In the Carolinas, Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, and Georgia. A unit of measure denoting any distance between 100 feet and seven (7) mil..
1. Being the last dude in line at a massive gangbang. That bitch was so used up, by the time Maynard got his turn, he had to take the donk..
1. all things good in the word are "cuongtastic", symonym for cool, ace, jolly good. Person 1: Sin City is cuongtastic! Person ..