What is Surly Dwarf?
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Small brown halfling, easily impressed by plastic cars and belt accessories. Generally too small to climb over a snowflake. Likes mowing, eating, dithering, eating and sarcasm.
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Q. Where's the surly dwarf?
A. He's too afraid to come in, he saw dandruff on his pillow this morning
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An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.
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