What is Surly Dwarf?
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Small brown halfling, easily impressed by plastic cars and belt accessories. Generally too small to climb over a snowflake. Likes mowing, eating, dithering, eating and sarcasm.
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Q. Where's the surly dwarf?
A. He's too afraid to come in, he saw dandruff on his pillow this morning
Random Words:
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a long time ago. old. over with. done. complete. finished.
A: Ay cuz, didnt you go with Shante?
B: Once upon a time, ni**a
A: AHHHHHH..
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So named for the porn star Peter North, whose loads spurt nine to ten times and can fill a measuring cup.
Joe strangled on a Peter Nort..
