Surly For Wood

What is Surly For Wood?

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To exhibit surly behaviors to the extreme; oozing surliness. To be in a mood so foul and miserable that one might question if someone had pissed in your Cheerios that morning. This behavior can also be caused by having your panties in a wadded up bunch in your butt crack. An unmatched display of profanity for no apparent reason.

Ken: "God-Damn, son-of-a-bitch. Shit."

Charlie: "Geez Ken, what's up with you today? You are surly for wood" Ken: "Shut up Charlie and get me some dip."

See grumpy, cranky, miserable, cantankerous, difficult, tetchy, crabby, belligerent, unreasonable
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