Surprise Charlie

What is Surprise Charlie?

When one takes a shit in a sock and proceeds to beat someone in the face with it.

Boyfriend: Oh, Happy Birthday Sweetheart

Girlfriend: Oh, you bought me a sock? Why does it smell funny?

Boyfriend: POW!! Right in the kisser.

(surprise charlie or the bitches at urban dictionary wouldnt let us post this)

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Tap

1. 1. To begin to harvest 2. Gently hit or touch 3. Proceed to sex, fuck 4. A type of spigot head 5. A type of water 1. Johnny tapped ..

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