What is Surprise Charlie?
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When one takes a shit in a sock and proceeds to beat someone in the face with it.
Boyfriend: Oh, Happy Birthday Sweetheart
Girlfriend: Oh, you bought me a sock? Why does it smell funny?
Boyfriend: POW!! Right in the kisser.
(surprise charlie or the bitches at urban dictionary wouldnt let us post this)
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Random Words:
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The guy you dated for 5 months, broke up with, then found out was gay.
Girl #1: Did you see your boyfriend wear those skinny white jean..