Surprise Charlie

What is Surprise Charlie?

When one takes a shit in a sock and proceeds to beat someone in the face with it.

Boyfriend: Oh, Happy Birthday Sweetheart

Girlfriend: Oh, you bought me a sock? Why does it smell funny?

Boyfriend: POW!! Right in the kisser.

(surprise charlie or the bitches at urban dictionary wouldnt let us post this)

See surprise, charlie, shit, poop, black people, birthday, boy, girl, sex, steven hawkins

Year Of The Cormorant

1. An ancient intonation only to be uttered in direst boredom, such as maths and physics. Maths-vato: blahblahblabalhlbah Stu: *groan* *..

Zaftig

1. Deliciously plump, or carrying your extra weight very well. Me- all the guys dig my big hips, my succulent boobs and my juicy Avalanche..

On Term

1. doing everything right the first time damn, Terrence is on term with his dance moves See hot, awesome, fresh, fly, ballin'..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Surprise Charlie Edit Meaning