What is Surprise Disguise?
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When a man lays beside a sleeping woman and begins to masturbate. He then kneels over the sleeping woman, wakes her up and as she awakens, cums all over her face.
Man, I gave that hoe such a surprise disguise, cum in the hair and eyes
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Random Words:
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a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything
Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!
Guy 2: wtf
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