What is Surprise Disguise?
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When a man lays beside a sleeping woman and begins to masturbate. He then kneels over the sleeping woman, wakes her up and as she awakens, cums all over her face.
Man, I gave that hoe such a surprise disguise, cum in the hair and eyes
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A college-educated vaguely bohemian liberal (usually female and white) who, while shopping for $400 jeans and planning visits to exclusi..
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Being woken up by having to take a crap.
I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.
See crap, shit, poo, poop, mr hanky, guzz..
