What is Surprise Disguise?
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When a man lays beside a sleeping woman and begins to masturbate. He then kneels over the sleeping woman, wakes her up and as she awakens, cums all over her face.
Man, I gave that hoe such a surprise disguise, cum in the hair and eyes
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(n.)also known as the Demented Dame, Tawney, or Puerca, she is known for her lack of morals and fiendish interest in sex and violence.
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an over sized poo, that does not flush
dude, i left a dumperflunk, i'm FUCKED..
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A person or thing that, like a vampire, sucks an inordinate amount of time from your schedule.
"Remember that software bug I found..
