Surprise Disguise

What is Surprise Disguise?


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When a man lays beside a sleeping woman and begins to masturbate. He then kneels over the sleeping woman, wakes her up and as she awakens, cums all over her face.

Man, I gave that hoe such a surprise disguise, cum in the hair and eyes

See cock, cum, masturbate, sleep, rape


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