What is Surprise Disguise?
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When a man lays beside a sleeping woman and begins to masturbate. He then kneels over the sleeping woman, wakes her up and as she awakens, cums all over her face.
Man, I gave that hoe such a surprise disguise, cum in the hair and eyes
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The act of defecating or urinating in a bathtub. The act is typically paired with intoxication and generally results from apathy or els..
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The score of some guy who really sucks at golf.
"Hey, I really suck at golf."
"Yeah? What was your score?"
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