Surprise Falcon

What is Surprise Falcon?


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start off by sensually stimulating your partner. After you slowly start to have intercoursethe man (who should be on top for this to work properly) will seemingly out of no where pull out a falcon. Then he will proceed to yell "SURPRISE...FALCON!" then with a knife he must sacrafice the falcon in a Mayan tradition and let the blood spill everywhere on him and his lady friend.

Man 1: so did you get with Stacy?

Man 2: Yeah man, and I pulled the Surprise Falcon like you said. she nearly drowned on the bird blood

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