Surprise Fuck

What is Surprise Fuck?


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When a girl that you like isn't paying attention, so you want to pleasure her by sweeping her off your feet so you whip it out and SURPRISE! you stick it in and whip it out before she even has time to react!

Graham: Hey bro, did you surprise fuck Paige yet?

Reese: Not yet man, I'm working on it here.

Graham: Awww come on man, you are such a PUSSY. Just do it, thats how i was made

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