What is Surprise Jellyroll?
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when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also
"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."
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The Penis of Brad Fishkind. It is smaller than most, and blacker than most, although he is white.
Brad pull up your fucking pants, I ca..
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The complete opposite of a paedophile. As in one who likes to interfere, fiddle and copulate with old age pensioners.
"I always ha..