Surprise Jellyroll

What is Surprise Jellyroll?


1.

when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut

"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."

See Jake


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