Surprise Portal

What is Surprise Portal?

When you are doing a girl from behind, and just before ejacaculation you whip it into there bumhole.

It was julies birthday yesterday and i hit her with the surprise portal. what a lucky girl.

See sex, bum, dirty sanchez, doodle, boob

Projectile Commenting

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Obsessedward

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Moogle

1. Catlike creature. Has a large red ball on its head attached by a long hair. Some can fly. Some can fight. Some are lazy bastards. All sa..

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