Surprise Portal

What is Surprise Portal?

When you are doing a girl from behind, and just before ejacaculation you whip it into there bumhole.

It was julies birthday yesterday and i hit her with the surprise portal. what a lucky girl.

See sex, bum, dirty sanchez, doodle, boob

Postage Stamp

1. any sexual act that involves licking and sticking i got postage stamped in the ear last night See licking, sticking, ear, vagina, anus..

Christianical

1. One who believes in Christ and forces,subtly,their belief on others. For fucks sake don't swear,smoke,drink or fart around my mom...

Redsmurf

1. An object or person that does not fit in. Commonly used for people that don't fit the norm in a given environment. A redsmurf can b..

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