Surprise Portal

What is Surprise Portal?

When you are doing a girl from behind, and just before ejacaculation you whip it into there bumhole.

It was julies birthday yesterday and i hit her with the surprise portal. what a lucky girl.

See sex, bum, dirty sanchez, doodle, boob

Queegie

1. The action the squeezing of vaginal muscles to prevent urination. Oh my qeegie, I need to use the toilet NOW! See Krystal 1. The act..

Dentisit

1. A misspelling of 'dentist' due to a large amount of cock occupying the mouth and/or hands at the time of typing/saying. sacri..

Yhh

1. TLA for "Yar Har Har". Pirate analog of "lol", used primarily in silly contexts where you're sick of seeing &qu..

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