Surprise Portal

What is Surprise Portal?


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When you are doing a girl from behind, and just before ejacaculation you whip it into there bumhole.

It was julies birthday yesterday and i hit her with the surprise portal. what a lucky girl.

See sex, bum, dirty sanchez, doodle, boob


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