Surprise Pudding

What is Surprise Pudding?

While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.

Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.

Jocking

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[aberwhore]

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Perston

1. person with a t...some one who is too dumb to be able to say PERSON. Miranda is a perston..

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