What is Surprise Pudding?
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While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.
Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.
Random Words:
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Used as a noun to describe a physical object bearing no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Can also apply to one's behavior.
see: shi..