What is Surprise Pudding?
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While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.
Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.
Random Words:
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A slang term for the word sperm.
when I pulled my dick out of my girlfriend's cunt, I sprayed my Zebra Juice all over her face.
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the erection of red sox fans when jonathon pabelbon comes running out of pen to save another one.
its 3-2 top 9th, and here he comes, m..