Surprise Sex Ninja

What is Surprise Sex Ninja?


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A hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of Surprise Sex. His true identity remains a secret.

Oh My God, that guy was just attacked by the Surprise Sex Ninja.

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Some fool with a t-shirt on his head, runs around and violates people (usually men).

Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.

Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.

Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?


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