What is Surprised On Sunday?
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When you get drunk on saturday night and go home with a dog-ugly person and wake up next to them on sunday. you take a shit on their pillow and run for the door. Theiy're surprised on sunday!
Jodie was surprised on sunday when the smell of shit woke her up.
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Having sex with a partner who provides no feedback.
Christ, she just layed there. It was a total instrument landing.
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