Surprised On Sunday

What is Surprised On Sunday?


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When you get drunk on saturday night and go home with a dog-ugly person and wake up next to them on sunday. you take a shit on their pillow and run for the door. Theiy're surprised on sunday!

Jodie was surprised on sunday when the smell of shit woke her up.

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