What is Surrender?
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1. The French National Pastime
2. A Cheap Trick song, which has nothing to do with the French, but rocks anyway
1. When we go over to Paris to stab Chirac in the back in return, they'll surrender with all arms raised.
2. "Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right/They just seem a little weird/Surrender, surrender/but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ayyyy"
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The best song ever. On Cheap Trick's albums "Heaven Tonight" and "At Budokan".
Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright
They just seem a little weird
Surrender, surrender
But don't give yourself away
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The only talent of The French.
Okay, Hitler. It's completely immoral and against our beliefs, but please, have our country.
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favourite french past time
ww2
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Widely considered an art-form in
This popular practice has recently spread to the middle east and more so in
"Sir. We have captured a division of armed non-coallition troops durning our strike on Baghdad." (The manifestation of justice)
"Well, bring em in." (General ready to light some Iraqis up)
"Sir. You'll never believe what they said..." (swift hand of american justice)
"Well? Out with it." (Gen Uncle Sam)
"Bonjour..." (just american soldier)
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The Frence people......Je me rends- A phrase used commonly in the french vocabuarly (means "I surrender")
Those Damn Amercians..what? the germans are coming!....O blessed Amercians how i love thee
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The thing French have done ever since the repeating rifle was made. And in Iraq, the people are getting food, clothing, medical aid, school supplies, etc. 500 Casuleties out of 600,000 people, PRETTY DAMN GOOD. France just needs to train Iraqis to surrender instead of pretend to.
White Flag Division Leader, 1900: Oh shit, we can't spear the Germans with our white flags anymore!!!!