Surrey

What is Surrey?


1.

(1) One of the home counties of England.

(2) A minge whose sides have been shaved, leaving only a FRINGE ON THE TOP.

(1) We found an unusually large bush on top of Box Hill in Surrey.

(2) Marco offers these popular styles to his lady customers:

(a) The Brazilian

(b) The Hollywood

(c) The Surrey

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2.

(1) One of the home counties of England.

(2) A town in British Columbia, Canada.

Person One: "Hey, where you from?"

Person Two: "Surrey, BC"

Person One: "Cool."

See surrey, bc, british columbia, canada, england, town

3.

Home of marijuana grow ops, crack-whores, Indo-Canadian gangs, pregnant teenagers and Exco wearing drug dealers.

Surrey is going to be the next compton

See yen

4.

An "exciting" place to walk after dark in BC, Canada, with an interesting combination of rural, industrial and inner city areas. Mostly hookers and junkies, anyone with money and a hot girlfriend is obviously a dealer.

Also see surrey girl and slurrey. Home to many strip clubs, XXX stores and schools.

Guy in bar: "So, where are you from?"

Girl: "Surrey"

(funny look on guys' face when he realizes he WILL get laid, but at what price?)

5.

Oh fuck dont even go there

i live in sur- SHUT THE FUCK UP

6.

a larger version of east hastings (aka. skidrow)downtown vancouver.

what do surrey kids get for christmas?

a whiterock kid's bike!

7.

Surrey Truism: The first sign to Surrey is "Entering Surrey, In case of an emergency Dial 9-1-1"

As seen off HWY-1 from Langley.

Stay the fuck out of Surrey!

See surrey, bc, drugs, weed, crime, gang, murder, dirt


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