What is Surrey Punch?
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The painfully tame attempt to demonstrate raw aggression and competitive spirit by clenching one's fist and gently shaking it in a reserved manner. Symptomatic of the English (esp. Home Counties).
Tim Henman responding politely to his emotionally repressed middle-Britain audience. Never seen performed by Americans, Australians or anyone who enjoys winning.
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The vigorous spread or distribution of any bodily fluid over any organic surface.
Once you yeleninate on it, it will never be soft agai..
