Surrogate Boyfriend

What is Surrogate Boyfriend?


1.

1. For a female, a male friend who takes the place of a boyfriend when she is single. Generally speaking, a close male friend who is there emotionally, but is not receiving physical pleasure from the relationship.

2. A close male friend a girl goes to for emotional support when she is single.

Troy - so Dave, Candice came over to your place last night to talk huh?

Dave - yeah.

Troy - you do realize you're her surrogate boyfriend, right?

Dave - dude, no way.

Troy - totally way. She comes over, cries on your shoulder, hangs out, asks your opinion 'bout stuff. And you don't even make out with her? Total surrogate.

Dave - whatever.

Troy - and once she has a boyfriend she'll stop coming to you.

(6 months later)

Troy - see, Candice is now going out with Jason and she's stopped coming to you.

Dave - I was totally whipped.

(elsewhere)

Leslie - Candice, you're so lucky you had Dave while you and Tommy were broken up.

Candice - yeah, he was a good surrogate boyfriend. But I have Jason now so I'm able to go to him, my real boyfriend, when I have problems or wanna hang out.

See boyfriend, friend, emotion, relationship, friendship, single

2.

A single woman with a male child who treats the child in a manner one would treat a boyfriend.

Tiffany's son is running things like he is her boyfriend! I guess he is her Surrogate boyfriend.

See surrogate, boyfriend, son, child


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