What is Survey?
1.
What a bunch of shit-eating teenagers post in their equally annoying MySpace blogs and LiveJournal entries. No one ever reads them because no one cares what toothpaste their friends use, but they love filling them out themselves because they think they're hot shit.
"Dude check out that 1000-question survey on my LiveJournal!"
"No thanks, I think I'll study for that big History test instead. Get a life."
2.
1) A public opinion poll.
2) To measure/inspect.
1) The survey showed that 27% of Americans actually listen to and enjoy disco.
2) He surveyed his new home, eventually deciding that he had been ripped off by the old couple that had previously lived there.
1) Survey says, "You're an idiot."
3.
(noun) Surveys are condensed boredom made into the form of tons of pointless questions.
Unprofessional surveys are normally made by people with nothing else better to do.
I just filled out a pointless survey on (insert survey site)!
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4.
A series of questions you answer and post in a blog, or website.
I just finished a long survey about me .
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5.
Survey or Surveying is typically used when a person recognizes the qualities in a member of the opposite sex.
1)
Friend: Hey man did you see that chick?
You: Yeah I surveyed that ass.
2)
Friend: Hey did you do any surveying at Wal-Mart today?
You: Naw, didn't see anything I was impressed with
3)
Friend: Hey man you coming to the pool hall?
You: Is there anything worth surveying over here?
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6.
A survey is a study about different things where one person asks questions and another person answers them.
I work doing surveys for a living.
7.
(verb) To measure the size of one's genitals.
After Surveying your penis
