Survivalist Guru

What is Survivalist Guru?

A person who portrays to others the image that they are skilled in the many areas of urban or wilderness survival.

Man did you see that survivalist guru Pablo cry that his blender did not work?

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Brain Dance

1. The process where a male puls his testicle and dangles it just over the top of his trousers so it looks like a brain. then the mail rave..

Zoofo

1. The piece of skin located between the top of a dogs bumhole and start of its tail. "Gee dad, the dog really split its 'zoofo&..

Elbow That Bitch

1. Focusing on another participants elbow in order to perfect a "High Five" when excited or proclaiming gratification for some ev..

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