Survivalist Guru

What is Survivalist Guru?

A person who portrays to others the image that they are skilled in the many areas of urban or wilderness survival.

Man did you see that survivalist guru Pablo cry that his blender did not work?

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Glynn

1. To Masterbate infront of a desk fan, then ejaculate into it and let it spray all over your self, and then have your dog lick it off Whe..

Mingetart

1. someone who is a minge and acts like a slapper u mother fucking mingetart..

Outrozz

1. to say bye, later, the gosho way. alrite im outrozz gtg gee im outrozz..

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