Survivalist Guru

What is Survivalist Guru?

A person who portrays to others the image that they are skilled in the many areas of urban or wilderness survival.

Man did you see that survivalist guru Pablo cry that his blender did not work?

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Choking The Bishop

1. to masterbate, to jack off, to wank, to use your hand to feel sexual pleasure by yourself, nuff said i was choking the bishop all day y..

Holiday Rape

1. When you are forced to go on a holiday with family to an isolated location. Usually you'd rather stay at home because of an incent..

Yeth Yeth

1. What a nerd says when he gets intellectually stimualated (aka a boner from a calculus problem) An intellectual orgasm. Yeth yeth, if y..

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