Survivalist Guru

What is Survivalist Guru?

A person who portrays to others the image that they are skilled in the many areas of urban or wilderness survival.

Man did you see that survivalist guru Pablo cry that his blender did not work?

See poser, loser, survival, survivalist, argentina, guru, expert, wanna be

10 Pounds Of Shit In A 5-pound Bag

1. Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up. What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into..

Bitchassity

1. Suffering from bitchassness. Another way of saying that something is full of bitchassness. "That guy they have on the bench is fir..

Analtic

1. an analtic is someone who is so anal, they are an absolute lunatic about perfection. Extreme perfectionist. When it comes to working o..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Survivalist Guru Edit Meaning