Survivor Edit Meaning

1.

A book by Chuck Palahniuk satirizing the American obsession with celebrity. It is perhaps the most hilarious and politically incorrect book of the past twenty years. Revolves around Tender Branson, the last living member of the Creedish Death Cult and newborn televangelist.

“To stand here and try to fix her life is just a big waste of time. People don’t want their

lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their

stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just

the big scary unknown.”

2.

A popular reality TV show in which numerous randomly selected contestants make pitiful attempts to survive in a secluded area while they bitch about their workload until they are eventually voted off by their teammates.

"Man, the chicks on survivor won't stop bitching about everything, and those guys are total pussies for not gettin' some poon!"

See Q-Bert

3.

The 80s Arena (Corporate) Rock band that produced several albums, and numerous smash hits, including "Eye of The Tiger", "High On You", "The Search Is Over", "American Heartbeat", "Is This Love", and "I Can't Hold Back".

Survivor is a great 80s Chicago-based band that everyone should hear.

4.

The greatest TV Show... since... well... ever.

I play Survivor online... does that make me a loser?

Everyone: Yes.

5.

A popular reality TV gameshow. Contestants will have to whine, cry and threaten to quit this game in order to win the million dollars. Bascially, the more you whine, the better chance of winning.

6.

A reality tv show on CBS, created by Mark Burnett, that debued in the summer of 2000 and features sixteen contestants or “castaways” originally composed of two teams of eight that live in seclusion in a remote part of the world to eat bugs, snakes, dirt, game and scorpions for like a month for a million dollars. Physical competitions are held each week to determine which team will win an award challenge, and then another challenge to determine who will win immunity. The team that doesnt win immunity must vote off a teammate. This also happens after the tribal merge but immunity goes to the individual instead and an individual is then voted out of the game. Midway through the season, the two teams are merged to form a single tribe when the real cut-throat part of the game really begins, where your friend is now your foe. The winner of the $1 million is announced on live television on the last episode.

The show has been filmed in such remote locations as Borneo (the 1st season), the Australian Outback, the Marcaisas, the Amazon, China, Pearl Islands, Panama and Fiji.

Let's be honest, the only way you can appear as a contestant on Survivor, is by being gay (Richard Hatch, the original winner), a model, a freek or incrediblly narcistic like Johnny Fairplay (the most evil Survivor contestant ever). Normal people need not apply.

See china, borneo, panama, cbs, krock1dk

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A boring reality TV show that just won't die already.

However, I have an idea though for the next Survivor show. I propose a new episode, called Survivor Compton (or Survivor Detroit as an alternative), where you put 21 people composed of Yuppies, soccer moms, valley girls, and KKKmembers, all right in the heart of the ghetto. They will have 21 days to make it through alive, and if they survive, they will share or take home the $200,000 prize, depending on how many are left standing.

I doubt, however, that any of them will make it past Day Three. LOL.

See AYB