What is Suscon?
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Infamous town located in NEPA. Rumored to have hidden missile silos. Home of the Suscon Screamer (remember, pick your feet up when passing over the bridge). Also home of "The Gorge", an extremely steep hill where people go to for partying or target practice. The most brave Susconer might even attempt to conquer The Gorge with an ATV, or another offroading vehicle.
Also home of: The Cropout. A field thats heavily laden with vehicle tracks, and tall weeds.
Suscon is a town where everyone are cousins with their neighbors.
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Black people with extremely fair complexions (because they're so HIGH yellow it's like they're in orbit around the earth)..
