What is Susi?
1.
Sexy girl with a good taste in music
Have you seen her over there?
Yeah, she's Susi :D
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2.
Shut Up Stupid Idiot
- Look at this, its LOLOLOL
- Hey you, SUSI
- Can someone help me pl0x?
- SUSI and GTFO
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3.
The beastliest man alive who protects this great town. His elbows are made of steel and they are his most deadly form of attack. He is not only is great at what he does, but he warns the kids about dangers such as drugs and alcohol. He also loves to play xbox with the kids. All in all, a real people person. He is rumored to have picked up a burning school bus full of children and put it back down again. When he was 7 he failed the swim test at the local pool. To prove to his teacher that he deserved to pass it, he swam across the Atlantic Ocean, then took a giant dump that we now know as asia, europe, and africa. God created the universe, but Susi's elbows created god.
Class - "Thanks Susi, now we know!
Susi - "And knowing is half the battle."
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