Suspenders Edit Meaning

1.

the best addition to any outfit

great on any guy, not so great on chix cuz they have to either smush or go around the boobs

everyone wears suspenders

if you watched "gone in 60 seconds," sphinx, memphis' friend wore them, and he was kick ass

See belt, braces, shirt, cool

2.

The straps hanging from a suspender belt that hold up a girl's stockings. More commonly used term in England. There are usually 2, 4, or 6 suspenders with 4 and 6 being the most common.

I saw a girl trying on shoes the other day and got a fantastic view up her skirt. My cock got an instant hard on when I saw she was wearing stockings and suspenders.

See garter belt, stockings

3.

When a girls tits are laying out and too much cleavage is exposed

person: Hey Rebecca! you need some suspenders!

See cleavage, boob, suspenders

4.

An excuse that nerds have been using for years to explain why they are unable to obtain pleasureful blowjobs.

Nerd: "Dude, I totally would have gotten a blowjob, but it would have been too much trouble to remove my suspenders in order to drop my khakis to my penny loafers, exposing my penis and testicles."

Other: "Why did'nt you just pull it out of your fly?"

Nerd: "Suspenders, chess, Dungeons and Dragons, Harry Potter, pocket protector, compuuuuter........." (hangs himself)

See gay, harry potter, lord of the rings, dungeons and dragons, chess, anal ring, homo