Suspulsion

What is Suspulsion?

suspulsion (n)

suspelled (v)

a punishment handed out by a school which the victim would gladly trade for a day or two's suspension, but would rather it than an expulsion.

in other words, it's worse than a suspension, but better than an expulsion.

Joe: damn! I just a suspulsion!

Mark: what?

Joe: yeah the school is making me scrape all the gum from the school over the weekend! I'd rather they just suspend me!

Mark: at least you're not expelled!

Joe: yeah you're right.

See suspulsion, suspension, expulsion, punishment, school

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