Suwannee Two-shoe

What is Suwannee Two-shoe?

The act of urination while standing with feet planted on two parallel canoes floating down a river

"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"

"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"

... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"

See river rat, canoeing

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