Suwannee Two-shoe

What is Suwannee Two-shoe?

The act of urination while standing with feet planted on two parallel canoes floating down a river

"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"

"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"

... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"

See river rat, canoeing

Hotel Muffler

1. Using hotel towels to muffle your farts while shacked up in a hotel with a strange woman. When you are in a hotel room with strange wom..

Fag Slaps

1. when two guys are fucking in the doggy position there balls slap against each other thus causing a slapping and there you go fag slaps. ..

Lugend

1. (idiot), dense bastard, (dimwitted) fool, dick, nob, fag ed, He can't count to three, what a lugend See lugend, idiot, fool, nob..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Suwannee Two-shoe Edit Meaning