What is Suzannah?
1.
Suzannah is pretty much the best thing since sliced bread. Suzannah is a highly inteligent girl that used to rock blonde hair but is now sucessfully a dark brunette. Meeting Suzannah will change your life in earth shattering ways. Your life after a quick meeting with Suzannah (aka suz, or suzzy) will be complete because you will have met the kindest, most generous person ever. Suzannah does all of her own stunts and knows how to keep people entertained. Like i said before, Suzannah is pretty much the best thing since sliced bread, bendy straws, pizza delivery, oh and chocholate covered gummy bears.
A very inticing person, suzannah; suz; or suzzy.
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A posh wank. A suzannah is when one wears a condom when they masturbate. The more expensive the condom the better.
Guy:I know you want to have sex, but I don't have any condoms left.
Girl: But there were condoms left over from last time.
Guy: I know, but I had a suzannah last night.
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