Suzie Chan

What is Suzie Chan?


1.

Suzie Chan is a stereotype for that Asiangirl in your class. She is not some actual person

Here are the few trademarked qualities of a Suzie Chan:

She gets better grades than you in everything. Even in driving school.

Her actual Asian name is so impronounceable that she had it shorten to Suzie, Jean, Ethel or some other type of American name that isn't used anymore.

Her hand writing looks like a type of computer font.

When driving, she manages to cause a traffic accident, even though she is parked.

She speaks a 3rd language better than her second one, English.

Her English is so botched, yet she manages to get a better English grade than you or any other native speaker.

Her mom and dad are both doctors and both lawyers.

She has Hello Kittyeverything (including underwear).

She wears a face shield and latex gloves to go driving.

Suzie Chan aced her LSAT, MCATs, BAR Exam and Med Boards at the same time!

See azn, driving, accident, mcat

2.

Suzie Chan is a stereotype for that Asian girl in your class.

Here are the few trademarked qualities of a Suzie Chan:

Her actual name is so impronounceable that she had it shorten to Suzie, Jean, or some other type of American name that isn't used anymore.

Her hand is so perfect that it looks like a type of computer font.

When driving, she manages to cause a traffic accident even though she is parked.

In Spanish class, her Spanish is better than her everyday English.

She gets better grades than you in everything. Even in driving school.

Her English is so botched, yet she manages to get a better English grade than you or any other native speaker.

Her mom and dad are both doctors and both lawyers.

Has Hello Kitty everything.

She wears a face mask and latex gloves to go driving.

Suzie Chan got a perfect on her BAR and MCATs

If you see Suzie Chan in your rear view mirror, start praying to God.

See asian, fob, racism, stereotypes


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