What is Swab The Deck?
1.
To stimulate the female genitalia.
"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."
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2.
When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.
Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!
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Random Words:
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I watch you sleep at night and masturbate to your snoring.
A great acronym, used to show great pleasure in one's company.
IWYS..