Swab The Deck

What is Swab The Deck?

1.

To stimulate the female genitalia.

"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."

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2.

When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.

Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!

Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!

Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!

See eat a dick, insult
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