Swab The Deck

What is Swab The Deck?

1.

To stimulate the female genitalia.

"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."

See swabbing the deck, masturbation, masturbate, stimulate, cunnilingus, eat out, finger, pleasure, muff dive, bush, cunt, vagina, kitty, rub, oral, cooter, muff, clam, pussy, go down, going down, go down on, masturbating, vag, sexual, sex, bearded clam, oral sex, clit, clitoris

2.

When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.

Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!

Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!

Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!

See eat a dick, insult
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