Swackhammer

What is Swackhammer?

having a large dick that hangs like a god damn pendulum from an old grandfather clock.

Yo dood! did you see Matt's Swackhammer in the changing room, you could belt nails into wood with that thing...

See bellend, dick, knob, wang

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