What is Swad?
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A word so badass it doesnt have a definite definition, yet loosely follows the law of vagina; most commonly followed by the adjective "teenie"
1. I'm going to get me some of that teenie swad
2. Man, Fuck you Man!, Your a fucking swad and a half!
3. Oh man, I saw the fattest swad in the world last night.
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Smoke weed all day. A step up from swed. Sometimes used with swed.
All I do is swad.
Tommorow i'm just gonna swad.
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Abbreviated place name for one of the dirtiest places on the planet - Swadlincote, Derbyshire, England. Surrounding towns/villages etc. include Gresley,Woodville, Newhall,Burton and more tramp-worthy places. Largely populated by inferior mutants and the like, it has a faint smell of musty shit lingering constantly.
Shops in the town centre include: card shops, shops that sell cards and card selling shops.
If you were to travel to Swad, drive through Swad, see a picture of Swad or throw a banana flavoured pie into the unsuspecting face of a man called Fred Swad, you would probably say something along the lines of "what a shithole! i've never smelled anything mustier!".
"oh, let's go Swad!" said Bob.
"err, no." said Fred.
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Extremely strange or out of the ordinary, but in a good way; as in, a pleasant surprise
Usually you dress like a nerd, but that jacket is way swad.
