What is Swaffed?
1.
when a live-in relationship ends with one party gaining all the merch, ie, the house, the kids, the car.
Where's your dog?
"Damn, I got swaffed! The ex took everything! Rotten swaffer!"
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2.
To get drunk and still maintain a friendly, playfully boisterous nature.
Dude, Travis is totally swaffed!
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Random Words:
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Inserting one finger in the vagina and one in the ass.
I was applying the double knuckle shuffle to your mother last night...