What is Swag Tv?
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the only non-porn thing on channel 5 after 8.30pm, where a tv crew set up criminals by making dodgy cars, ghostly-houses and goody lorries.
Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.
Absolute class.
Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.
What you gonna do when they come for you?
Random Words:
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The act of producing projectile diarrhea with such ferocious force that you feel like your anus is breathing fire like an angry dragon.
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A Jack-o-lantern carved to resemble a whore's face.
Dude, finish carving the Ejack-u-lantern so I can light that baby up.
See eja..
