What is Swag Tv?
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the only non-porn thing on channel 5 after 8.30pm, where a tv crew set up criminals by making dodgy cars, ghostly-houses and goody lorries.
Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.
Absolute class.
Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.
What you gonna do when they come for you?
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The Giant slab of exposed skin on a balding persons head.
Balding that resembles a slab of Bologna.
Bologna Patch
This is Bologna Pat..
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The infamous scream from the Disturbed song, Down with the Sickness.
OH WAH AH AH AH! Get up! C'mon! Get down with the sickness!
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