What is Swagger Fucked?
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When you go into a store and the stuff you are wearing from that store is being displayed and sold while your there, and it is awkward for you because everyone notices, and at that point you have been officially swagger fucked.
When Rami walked into Bape New York, he had on his new bapesta's, then he looked and saw they were selling the same pair so he left quickly because he had been swagger fucked.
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