What is Swagger Level?
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The measure of one's swag or cool. A Swagger Level has the ability to increase to immeasurable numbers following a positive occurrence or drop drastically to negative figures following a negative occurrence. One of the first notable references to a swagger level occurred when Kanye West assessed his very own levels in the popular tune "Swagger Like Us."
"My swagger level is on a hundred thousand trillion after getting head from the hottest girl on the block after she ate a popsicle."
"Damn, Leroy. That chick you gave your card to was a tranny! Your swagger level is on negative 12, buddy."
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