What is Swagology?
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The study of a. loot, and b. and/or booty. (The booty referring to pirates' loot, not your rump).
My friend Bob Dylan is studying swagology at a 4-year university named PirateU: "The different types of swag are as varied and myriad as the pirates themselves."
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