Swagvert

What is Swagvert?

a dry, unsuccessful advert which fails to please the population it's broadcasted to.

Example:

Jamal: fam, in da break afta the first half of da west ham vs middlesbrough game on tv u see da churchill car insurance ad?

Martin: Yes, fam its wuz syyyyykkk!!

Jamal: Shuuuuhhuuuuuttt yuh muh u bean! that wuz such a swagvert!!!

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