What is Swaint?
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n.
1. Sweaty taint. Experienced when hot, humid conditions result in sweat between the
CAUTION: If you think you might be experiencing swaint, seek air conditioning and immediately apply a liberal amount of Triple-Action Gold Bond Medicated Powder to your taint and nutsack (if so equipped).
I cut the lawn in the heat yesterday and got a really bad case of swaint. Holy shit, I never knew my taint had so many sweat glands.
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Ass sweat. The disgusting wetness that forms at the upper back of your pants, and trickles down the crack of your ass. Southern California
After a day working in the yard, the swaint had ruined his pants.