Swami

What is Swami?


1.

one who is awesome at what they do

Eddie Van Halen is a swami among guitar players.

See jimmy

2.

a highly respected and revered individual; someone with status, a bmoc

"who's the swami of this establishment?"

See bonzai

3.

A person who knows and points out the truth before you can weasel your way out of it. A type of a mind reader.

I thought I could get away with fibbing about sneaking food in the middle of the night. Little did I know I was dealing with a swami, and she doesn't let me get away with anything! The woman can read my mind!!!

See psychic, witch, seer, mentalist

4.

a word used to describe things as "cool"

the sleeves you made for that shirt are absolutely swami!

or simply:

"swami!"

5.

an indian or pakistani piece of shit who thinks he's awesome because he made it into america

"Yo broski, that fucking pakistani douchebag just jacked my fake at the university deli because i'm white"

"I hate those fucking swamis, fuck them all"

See indian, pakistani, douchebag, racist, rug muncher

6.

In hearts, taking no points within a hand.

I got a swami because all the cards in my hand were low.


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