Swamp Ass Meter

What is Swamp Ass Meter?


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A substitute for a thermometer temperature usually read in Celcius or Farenheit. The swamp ass meter goes from the number 1 to 10.

The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.

Noodle: "Thorpe, I'm coming to visit you in AZ tomorrow, what should I pack?"

Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."

Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"

See swamp, ass, talc, musty


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