Swamp Ass Meter

What is Swamp Ass Meter?

A substitute for a thermometer temperature usually read in Celcius or Farenheit. The swamp ass meter goes from the number 1 to 10.

The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.

Noodle: "Thorpe, I'm coming to visit you in AZ tomorrow, what should I pack?"

Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."

Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"

See swamp, ass, talc, musty

Vomming

1. puking ew gross mann why are you vomming all over the place? See puke, vomming, vom, nasty, slang 2. See barfing barf, barf, Hurggg..

Crackery

1. A facility that manufactures crack. I'm going down to the crackery today, I heard they have two dollar rocks. See crack, crackhea..

4£337

1. A more simple yet hard to read version of 1337, usually used by hackers in New Jersey. This is the alphabet A = 4 B = 8 C = ¢ ..

Swamp Ass Meter Edit Meaning