Swamp Crack

What is Swamp Crack?

1.

the next stage from GIG BUTT.

its profound and unstoppable sweating and soreness and seapage from the anul passage.

the only temporary cure is a shower head turned to cold setting.

even after numerous COURTESY WIPES, there is still excess SEAPAGE and soreness which in turn developes into SWAMP CRACK.

See swamp butt, swamp ass

2.

The condition of your ass crack when you haven't wiped completely and your behind is moist, causing itching or rash.

Person #1: "My ass crack is moist and itchy."

Person #2: "Sounds like a case of swamp crack."

See swamp, swamp crack, butt, itch, hole, dry

3.

A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.

"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."

See dingleberries, ass, shit, butt cheese, skid marks
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