What is Swamp Crack?
1.
the next stage from GIG BUTT.
its profound and unstoppable sweating and soreness and seapage from the anul passage.
the only temporary cure is a shower head turned to cold setting.
even after numerous COURTESY WIPES, there is still excess SEAPAGE and soreness which in turn developes into SWAMP CRACK.
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2.
The condition of your ass crack when you haven't wiped completely and your behind is moist, causing itching or rash.
Person #1: "My ass crack is moist and itchy."
Person #2: "Sounds like a case of swamp crack."
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3.
A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.
"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."
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