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The bit of poo that hangs on when you accidentally squeeze it off too soon.
I squeezed it off to soon, and I had to use a whole roll of..
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a completely insane person who licks hoodlums on the street
"your daddy is a hoodlum licka"
See valium..
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a: A name for one's penis.
b: Less commonly, a bladed weapon concealed in one's trousers.
a: My girlfriend was really asking..