Swamp Junk

What is Swamp Junk?


1.

Results from the excretion of fluid from merocrine glands at or near the male genitalia creating a pungent odor smelt by many.

After working for nine hours chopping down trees, Matt grew victim to swamp junk.

See swamp, junk, smelly, va-jay-jay, stink

2.

The condensation that occurs when the swamp ass makes a magical journey over the fleshy fun bridge to the genital region

After i finished engaging in a marathon of a sexual encounter, i could feel the sweat from my swamp ass dribbling down my fleshy fun bridge and condesating into a severe case of swamp junk.

See duck butter, swalls, sweaty balls, sweaty sack


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