What is Swamp Log?
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When you insert your penis into a girls (or guys) asshole, and leave it inserted for an extended period of time (10-15 minutes for example), until your penis collects a film of feces, creating the effect of a swampy log.
Dude... Jake just gave Scotts girlfriend the swamp log, his dick is sooo nasty.
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Someone who is whiter than a vanilla face and a cracker combined.
In short, the whiteist kid you know.
Pat: What it is vanilla cracke..