Swamp Monster

What is Swamp Monster?


1.

Someone so hideous that they should be banished to the sewers along with their parents who should not have brought such a monsterocity into the world and should of at least killed the child when they realised what a horrific freak of nature they were/are. If disease were a physical being, this is what they would look like.

The people working at checkout in tesco,

Phrases: ''She was a genuine swamp monster i have never seen anyone so vile''

See hogbeast, werewolf, death, dog, fugly

2.

girl gives you a blow job then you fart a realy stinky one then wave the smell from the back side of you to her nose then you shove her head into your dick while shes gaging then she pukes all over her self then you have a swamp monster

My Math teacher pisses me off, so I made her daughter turn into a Swamp Monster.

See gag, choke, foul, swallow, fart

3.

An alcoholic beverage consisting of two thirds rum, usually Captain Morgan's, and one third creek water, preferably of the brackishvariety.

Tommy puked his guts out after finishing his Swamp Monster

See alcohol, beverage, dare, sick, puke


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