What is Swamp Pheasant?
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An extremely ugly female. Not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. If ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. And you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. I recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !
" Hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that's talkin to Dave "
Random Words:
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blowjob euphemism! involving one or more persons of the same or differing sexes. note: if it is only one guy, rib removal is required.
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Another phrase for masturbation
She's not coming over tonight, so I guess I'll just make a visit to the five-finger circus.
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