What is Swamp Pheasant?
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An extremely ugly female. Not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. If ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. And you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. I recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !
" Hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that's talkin to Dave "
Random Words:
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skipping a day of showering. based of the common rumor/assumption that europeans don't shower every day. not meant to be rude towar..
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To teabag a member of the same sex. Sometimes confused with Yangle-Duffing, when horny 9-year olds rape hillary duff.
Me and Sean total..
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A cute way to explain diarrhea to kids.
"I told her eating grandma's cookies would give her kaboose juice!"
See diarrhe..
