What is Swamp Pheasant?
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An extremely ugly female. Not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. If ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. And you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. I recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !
" Hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that's talkin to Dave "
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A hemroid so big it pops out your anus and has thousands of black speckles looking like fleas
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