What is Swamp Pheasant?
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An extremely ugly female. Not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. If ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. And you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. I recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !
" Hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that's talkin to Dave "
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a gay man who loves to drink cum and gargle it around and his mouth for the salty aftertaste.
Dude, did you see that swabuckler last ni..
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Getting a blowjob in the dark where you make a loud dolphin noise right as you shoot it in her blow hole.
I got a blind-dolphin last ni..
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Litres of fluid sucked through a straw within a minute -
you could use it as a measuring device for felching competitions - to establis..
