What is Swamp Pheasant?
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An extremely ugly female. Not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. If ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. And you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. I recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !
" Hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that's talkin to Dave "
Random Words:
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No sex without commitment. Good stuff isn't free- if you're giving something, you should be getting in return.
phrase coined..
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The chance to acquire poon presents itself.
Miles: "Hey Jordan, can you hold my drink? I think I've got an oppoontunity."..
