Swamp Pheasant

What is Swamp Pheasant?


1.

An extremely ugly female. Not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. If ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. And you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. I recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !

" Hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that's talkin to Dave "


41

Random Words:

1. A small dick that is so short it is unable to please any woman it meets. My friend Kevin lost his girlfiend because she was sick and ti..
1. The answer to a question that someone annoying asked, or a comeback. person 1: Give me my book back. Person 2: No. person 1: Give me ..
1. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell "FREE ..