Swamp Pheasant

What is Swamp Pheasant?


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An extremely ugly female. Not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. If ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. And you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. I recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !

" Hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that's talkin to Dave "


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