What is Swampage?
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When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.
Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.
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