What is Swampass?
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Is the condition when you sweat a lot in the ass/ball region and it releases a terrible smell. Other factors that add to the condition is not wiping properly and not showering daily.
I was standing behind Jordan and he smelled bad I said wow you have some bad swampass.
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When you get that sweat in your backside area and your pants/shorts are sticking to you.
"Its so hot in here, I'm getting swampass"
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the nasty feeling when your butt crack is sweaty, causing your underwear and pants to stick, or an occasional itching feeling. Ussually caused by elevated tempatures or humidity while working or excessive walking.
Ryan's been walking around in this heat all day and now he complains of haveing a bad case of swampass.
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when your asscrack/grundel area is so sweaty it basically becomes a boggy swamp. very humid and producing unbelievable discomfort, this condition is generally worse among the fat and lardy. however, in sub-tropical climate locales, i.e. southern louisiana or mississippi, swampass can strike anyone, at anytime. the only relief is to either strip naked and head for a fire hydrant or go home and peel your loins off and drape a cold, wet towel over your nether-regions.
earl walked outside, went to the mailbox, and even at 7:15 in the a.m., fell victim to a putrid variety of swampass....
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When your cheeks, not the ones on your face, are leaking that chocolate water. Only solution to get rid of it is to take a moist paper towel and wipe, then smell the tissue and laugh about it for the next five minutes.
Man i hate july because its nothing but swampass city in here.
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When someone farts, they just let it all out; like the sound when you step in a swamp. It kinda sounds like this: buuladhfoadj.
Damn man, you've got some wicked swampass today!
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7.
The phenomenon that occurs when one does not properly wipe one's ass, causing latent shit to slowly melt when exposed to hot weather.
Because their star player was stricken with a bout of swampass at a pivotal point in the game, the favored team lost the soccer championship.
