What is Swampdonkey?
1.
A really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. She's most likely the black sheep of the group. This girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.
I hung out with Jess and her friends last night, but I had to leave because that swampdonkey friend of hers was all over me.
2.
Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.
Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey
3.
An ugly or disgusting girl
Mark loves to bang swampdonkeys
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4.
Although it is typically used as a noun, ie "she's a swampdonkey" (referring to a particularly nasty female) it can also be used as an exclamation of immunity. If a male and his peers go to a social function, one male from the group is allowed to claim "swampdonkey". This allows said male to take home even the dirtiest of barflies home with him while his mates are not allowed to give him a hard time of any kind. This is typically used when a male is on an extended dry spell.
"Hey dude, remember that nasty chick you went home with last night?"
"Hey, shut your suckhole, dude, I called Swampdonkey".
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5.
Descriptive for less than average looking bird when out on the pull.
Oh Dear look at the state of her! She's a right "Swampdonkey"
6.
A female meth addict.One who offers sex in exchange for oatmeal or cereal.
She's always smoking ice and eating bran flakes,what a swampdonkey.
7.
A girl that has just gotten a
Think about it, swamps are disgusting and full of nastiness and everyone can ride on a donkey.
Courtesy of the boys down at UNC-G
After last night, they gave her the nickname of swampdonkey, a hilarious twist to a sad story.
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