Swan Margerine

What is Swan Margerine?

An upscale form of duck butter, said to

contain fewer calories than than the

original smegma-based spread. Delightful on rye bread!

The ambassador dined on quail eggs and

imported crackers smeared heavily with

fragrant swan margerine.

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