Swancer

What is Swancer?


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Swancer swan·cer (swann-ser)

Pathology.

exactly like cancer but has a really stupid accent. Unlike cancer Swancer can be contracted just by sharing rooms with an idiot or by just being the cute innocent child of a smoking idiot.

At present we have only one known cure for swancer which is suicide. A new treatment involving ignorance is currently being investigated.

Poor Emma just shared a room with the guy and now she's dying of passive swancer.

See cancer, cornhorn, afroused, minge-singe, cumtinue


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