What is Swanky Wank?
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the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.
this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.
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To enjoy the V.I.P of masturbation by wearing a condom
Gotta go, I need a swanky wank.
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